PARODY
Which parody places are on the map?
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These invented places belong to our original parody tourist map. Browse diners, piers, cabins and scenic stops by name, then open a place page for imaginary reviews. No pin claims to be a confirmed in-game location. The FAQ keeps sourced game information separate from the jokes on this map.
- Last Exit Diner — Vice City
- Polite Honking Plaza — Vice City
- Second Deposit Motel — Vice City
- Almost Full Fuel — Vice City
- Unremarkable Pier — Vice City
- Courtesy Cone Court — Vice City
- Mildly Damp Bait — Leonida Keys
- Short Walk Pier — Leonida Keys
- Spare Key Cabana — Leonida Keys
- Pelican Queue Fuel — Leonida Keys
- Floating Complaint Desk — Leonida Keys
- Low Expectations Lookout — Leonida Keys
- Patient Heron Diner — Grassrivers
- Slow Lane Boardwalk — Grassrivers
- Dry Sock Lodge — Grassrivers
- Bog Standard Fuel — Grassrivers
- Permit Pending Pavilion — Grassrivers
- Mosquito Appreciation Deck — Grassrivers
- Reasonable Anchor Cafe — Port Gellhorn
- Eventually Open Bridge — Port Gellhorn
- Quiet Invoice Inn — Port Gellhorn
- Dockside Quarter Tank — Port Gellhorn
- Harbor Lost And Found — Port Gellhorn
- Nothing To Declare Pier — Port Gellhorn
- Soft Shoulder Supper — Ambrosia
- Fruit Inspection Circle — Ambrosia
- Extended Checkout House — Ambrosia
- Orchard Adjacent Fuel — Ambrosia
- Perfectly Average Overlook — Ambrosia
- Roundabout Picnic Club — Ambrosia
- Modest Summit Cafe — Mount Kalaga
- Gentle Bend Overlook — Mount Kalaga
- Extra Blanket Cabin — Mount Kalaga
- Uphill Both Ways Fuel — Mount Kalaga
- Stern Squirrel Station — Mount Kalaga
- Bench With A View — Mount Kalaga
Parody invention: every place and review is fictional.